40 national stereotypes that drive a American woman crazy

national stereotypes that drive a American woman crazy / Photo illustration purpose only

Let me take you on a trip. A trip throughout The United State of America, where the only risk you will face is falling in love and wanting to move there. Lets start with its geographical location. When traveling to The United States of America, you are able to experience all types of weathers and sceneries that will leave you speechless. All kind of foods, all kind of musics, all kind of Fun Park,  all kind of everthing! You will take so many amazing pictures that you’ll have trouble choosing which one’s you want to frame later, not to mention the flowers you will want to take home with you.

But, even if there are a lot of things to see, to do, and to explore, many people are not willing to go on this trip because of common misconceptions they have about The United States and the American people. They deny themselves the opportunity to see one of the most magnificent countries the world has. These common stereotypes also irritate Americans because they are tired of hearing them over and over again and having to explain how none of it is true.

Here is a list of common stereotypes that American Women are tired of hearing:

1. They’re fat.
2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.
3. They cut their hair short.
4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.
5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.
6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.
7. They don’t know how to cook.
8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.
9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.
10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.
11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.
12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.
13. They don’t know how to be sexy.
14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.
15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.
16. They wear pajamas in public.
17. They like Twilight and The Secret.
18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.
19. They have too many trashy tattoos.
20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.
21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.
22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.
23. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.
24. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.
25. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
26. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.
27. They are acne prone.
28. They watch way too much TV.
29. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.
30. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.
31. hey like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.
32. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.
33. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.
34. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.
35. They rarely wear high heels.
36. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.
37. They don’t speak a foreign language.
38. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.
39. They like Ikea furniture.
40. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

These are the 40 most common misconceptions American women have to deal with everyday. I advise you to forget about these stereotypes, they do not identify The United States, give it a chance, by the way, do you agree or not? Do you any other?