I love some British humor. And nothing beats a good “Yo Mum” joke–you know, the British equivalent to America’s “Yo Mama” jokes. I think Yo Mum jokes are absolutely hilarious . . . as long as the jokes aren’t said to me or my mum. Because one thing’s for certain: you don’t be jokin’ ’bout my mum. But other people’s mums? Yeah–fair game. Here are some of my favorite all-time ”Yo Mum” jokes.
Yo Mum Jokes (British Humor)
- Yo Mum so fat, she wears Big Ben on her wrist.
- Yo Mum so stinky, her perfume is named ”Thames River.”
- Yo Mum so ugly, Henry the Eighth took one look at her and chopped off his own head.
- Yo Mum so poor, Charles Dickens be writing novels about her.
- Yo Mum so hunched, Charles Darwin had second thoughts.
- Yo Mum so stupid, when she needs to go to the Loo, she goes to a guy named “Lou” (and then urinates on him) (and then gets arrested).
- Yo Mum so old, she knitted William the Conqueror’s socks.
- Yo Mum so short, J.R.R. Tolkien wrote a fantasy series about her.
- Yo Mum teeth so nasty, British people be encouraging her to go to the dentist.
- Yo Mum feet so big, she wears a Wellington Boot on each toe.
- Yo Mum so lazy, at tea time, she sucks on an unwrapped tea bag and eats crumpet dough.
- Yo Mum hair so moppy, the Beatles be showing pictures of her to the barber before they get a haircut.
- Yo Mum such a scary-looking ho, when Jack the Ripper saw her, he ran straight to Scotland Yard to turn himself in.
- Yo Mum so large, the Underground rides her.
- Yo Mum so dull at a party, when Prince Harry’s there, he keeps his pants on.
- Yo Mum so dumb, she spells “colour” with a “k.”
- Yo Mum such a druggie, when she’s at the pub, she orders pints of crack.
- Yo Mum so backwards, she drives on the right side of the road.
- Yo Mum so manly, Sir Winston Churchill smokes her cigar butts.
- Yo Mum such a freak of nature, Stephen Hawking can’t explain her.
- Yo Mum wears so much make-up, she put Boy George out of business.
