25 Pictures That Prove Australia Is The Craziest

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Australia, Oh lord! The first craziest country or the second one (behind the Russsia)?  Let’s count the ways Australia is trying to kill all the Australians.

1. Pythons eating everything.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-10-3722495 Snake + flying fox = monstrous.

2. Pythons so big they can lift wallabies.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-22-5725091 Pythons so big they can lift wallabies.

3. Pythons on the loose in op shops.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-8-5686603 Pythons on the loose in op shops.

4. Snakes on the loose inside toilets.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-5-6966523 Snakes on the loose inside toilets.

5. Snakes eating goannas.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-20-4808062 Snakes eating goannas.

6. Snakes on golf courses.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-11-7216160 Snakes on golf courses.

8. Flying foxes generally.

flying-foxes-generally-6087757 Catching diseases directly from flying foxes is extremely unlikely. However they are known as hosts to two life-threatening viruses.

9. Dingoes eating sharks.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-24-5993243 Dingoes eating sharks.

10. Sharks eating golfers.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-19-2767828 Sharks eating golfers.

11. Great white sharks surfing.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-6-6972358 Great white sharks surfing.

12. Crocodiles surfing.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-21-6072413 Crocodiles surfing.

13. Crocodiles in the street.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-14-8790385 Crocodiles in the street.

14. Crocodiles EATEN by snakes.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-23-8416843 Crocodiles EATEN by snakes.

15. Paralysis ticks. Before and after feeding.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-16-3528011 Paralysis ticks. Before and after feeding.

16. Spiders. Lots of spiders.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-15-5497401 Spiders. Lots of spiders.

17. Bucket full of funnel web spiders collected from a Blue Mountains campsite. Each one can deliver a fatal bite.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-25-2663626 Bucket full of funnel web spiders collected from a Blue Mountains campsite. Each one can deliver a fatal bite.

18. Beetles. Swarming soldier beetles.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-18-2285621 This plague is worse than it looks, unless you’re another insect.

19. Flies. Lots of flies.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-9-6117227 Flies. Lots of flies.

20. Plagues of millipedes.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-4-8334944 Every winter accidentally introduced black Portuguese millipedes go crazy in Western Australia.

21. Giant earthworms. OK, not dangerous, but BLEUGH!

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-13-2712488 Giant earthworms. OK, not dangerous, but BLEUGH!

22. Mole crickets. Nature gone horribly WRONG.

australia-is-trying-to-kill-all-the-australians-3-1935493 Mole crickets. Nature gone horribly WRONG.

23. Giant venomous centipedes.

giant-venomous-centipedes-6944083 Giant centipedes may bite if disturbed or handled, the bite may cause severe pain that can persist for days

24. Watch the skies! The hail can kill.

watch-the-skies-in-australia-1154938 Watch the skies! The hail can kill.

25. Danger! Stonefish, Earth’s most venomous fish.

stonefish-in-australia-9117542 The reef stonefish has spines in the dorsal fin which can inject a highly toxic venom that can causes intense pain and can lead to death.